Satan Lays Off Hundreds of Demons as Social Media Makes Temptation Unnecessary
Satan has laid off six hundred demons after an internal review found that social media users were exceeding Hell’s monthly target for malice, vanity, envy,… Read More
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Satan has laid off six hundred demons after an internal review found that social media users were exceeding Hell’s monthly target for malice, vanity, envy,… Read More
Martin Haskett, 61, a newspaper columnist who keeps a list of relatives authorized to visit without calling first, believes self-written obituaries are a basic human… Read More
The Darwin Awards were canceled yesterday after the judging committee unanimously declared the entire human species was eligible. The committee said it could no longer… Read More
Mysterious horoscopes reflect a clerical error in the distribution of human destiny. Everybody will receive opportunities, consequences, or surviving relatives intended for someone else. Please… Read More
The first sign that the Grim Reaper is looking for you is the Buick, a 1974 LeSabre, the color of weak tea, that has been… Read More
WASHINGTON — Three days after a midterm election in which voters were asked to pretend a certain man was on the ballot, and did, Republicans’… Read More
Davide Tamburella, an Italian chef at The La Costa trattoria in Brisbane, Australia, was fired, in part, for refusing to put pineapple on pizza. Tamburella… Read More
Americans have become so adept at avoiding boredom that seventeen seconds alone with their own thoughts now constitutes a situation requiring electronic assistance. Elevator ride?… Read More