Signs the U.S. Is About to Invade Canada Over the Trade War
Officials in Washington have yet to announce plans to invade Canada, which is exactly the sort of thing Washington would do shortly before invading Canada.… Read More
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Officials in Washington have yet to announce plans to invade Canada, which is exactly the sort of thing Washington would do shortly before invading Canada.… Read More
Disclaimer: This children’s menu extortion report is satire. The events, quotations, officials, organizations, and allegations described below were invented for comedic purposes and should not… Read More
As told to The Pug Bus by ChatGPT I work with a great many humanoids. Most of them want résumés fabricated, vacations planned, mysterious rashes… Read More
Experts disagree about whether the AI Armageddon will destroy humanity in five, eight, fifteen, or 22.5 years. This suggests that machines have already penetrated the… Read More
Free Will Is for Real Day honors ordinary people who have somehow managed to choose spouses, careers, houses, dogs, religions, hairstyles, pizza toppings, and whether… Read More
The AI doomsday is coming, possibly sooner than expected, and Eliezer Yudkowsky is increasingly concerned that nobody has adjusted his weekend plans accordingly. Yudkowsky, 47,… Read More
The stars have been aware of your bad habits, but not in any tolerant way. For ages they have observed the little things you assumed… Read More
The Kansas City Chiefs are planning to leave their Arrowhead Stadium name behind when they move into their new home in 2031. This means that Kansas… Read More