Extreme Mindfulness: How the Pros Do It
Extreme mindfulness is not for the faint of breath. It is to original mindfulness what rawdogging is to casual air travel. From its birth in a… Read More
Wellness Influencer Goes Full In on Detox Retreat
Brinley Marsh, an intentional living and wellness influencer from Scottsdale, Arizona, spent five days at the Crimson Mesa Digital Detox Sanctuary outside Sedona in March.… Read More
The National Weather Service Introduces Emotional Forecasts
The National Weather Service announced that it will soon begin issuing emotional forecasts alongside traditional weather reports. The agency cited “shifting public expectations” and “the… Read More
BBA demonstrates the power of a band that can sing, sparkle, and still look fully qualified to explain IKEA Desk Assembly Instructions.
ABBA’s “Dancing Queen” Played Backward Contains IKEA Desk Assembly Instructions
The Bureau of International Audio Standards (BIAS) has confirmed that the 1976 ABBA hit “Dancing Queen,” when played backward, contains a complete set of IKEA… Read More
The Sandwich as Rorschach Test
There is a school of thought—advanced mainly by the Lausanne Institute for Alimentary Comportment—that considers the sandwich a Rorschach Test. After studying sandwiches and their… Read More
What Your Breakfast Says About You: A Moral Reckoning
Your character, personality, and moral worth are on display in the day’s first meal. What Your Breakfast Says About You is not only about what… Read More
More Restaurants Banning Cell Phones
The modern dining experience has entered a corrective phase with more restaurants banning cell phones than ever before. Their move is a reaction to the… Read More
The Nation’s Shadows Form Shadow Government
The nation’s shadows have declared their independence, announcing the formation of a shadow government effective immediately. Chief among their grievances are compulsory attachment, second-class-citizen status,… Read More