Most Interesting Man in the World Disputes Ten Years of Parking Fees
PUEBLO, Colo. — The Most Interesting Man in the World, who was brought back from a ten-tear exile on Mars by Dos Equis in January,… Read More
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“I don’t always ride in a rocket, but when I do, I make sure somebody else pays for the return trip.”
PUEBLO, Colo. — The Most Interesting Man in the World, who was brought back from a ten-tear exile on Mars by Dos Equis in January,… Read More
When Penn State cuts 47 degree programs during the next academic year, fewer than 100 students will be affected, according to university officials, who arrived… Read More
I have recently learned that I have been sleeping all wrong–neglecting my REM cycles, sleep efficiency scores, and something called recovery readiness. Fortunately, several companies… Read More
The Trump Commission proudly unveils the greatest sewage treatment facility in American history. Nobody handles more crap. Nobody.
The Trump Commission on Presidential Recognition and Geographic Correctness has uncovered “a disturbing nationwide pattern of bridges, schools, mountains, rivers, and municipal sewage treatment facilities… Read More
The refrigerator warned Delvecchio that accidents happen, particularly to people who reach for cheese after midnight.
WEST CHESTER, Pa. — Citing “persistent emotional neglect” and “a pattern of psychologically withholding behavior,” Chester County resident Ronald Delvecchio, 54, a divorced insurance broker… Read More
Britain’s ongoing national campaign to avoid discussing feelings has been declared a success. Officials confirm that millions of citizens completed another year without expressing an… Read More
The stars were unavailable for comment, having already accepted responsibility for twelve other disasters.
Every zodiac sign has a greatest failure. An unforseen romantic disaster, a fatal career miscalculation, a sad investment in something advertised on late-night television. This… Read More
The Department of Everyday Problems has authorized the release of previously classified reports concerning three disturbing issues. County Man Enters Garage for One Thing, Emerges… Read More