LeBron James Is Demanding a Trade from Himself
PHILADELPHIA, PA — The NBA has dealt with disgruntled superstars before, but nothing like the news that LeBron James is demanding a trade from himself.… Read More
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PHILADELPHIA, PA — The NBA has dealt with disgruntled superstars before, but nothing like the news that LeBron James is demanding a trade from himself.… Read More
PALM BEACH, FL. Arguing that the James Bond movies “have wasted far too much time considering lesser candidates,” President Donald Trump offered to rescue the… Read More
The stars have grown tired of offering humanity guidance, only to watch it ignored by people who cannot merge onto a highway. The result? Unscripted… Read More
MALIBU, CA — The Department of Domestic Miracles has confirmed that Dolly Parton messaged Miley Cyrus. The late “Nine to Five” singer apparently manipulated hallway lighting… Read More
MATAMORAS, PA — A landmark study released by the Pennsylvania Institute for Commercial Mysteries (PICM) has confirmed that Small Pennsylvania Towns, regardless of population, geographic… Read More
Thanks to the onslaught of urgent alerts, the average American can be hit with seven emergencies before breakfast without leaving the house. Six involve limited… Read More
“I just wanted a refrigerator. Now the toilet wants my email address, the washing machine needs a password, and my toothbrush is threatening to report me.”
Before the rise of smart appliances, buying a refrigerator or a television marked the end of a transaction. You paid for it, brought it home,… Read More
SAN FRANCISCO — Benevolux, the artificial intelligence company valued at $900 billion, today launched CareBot 7, which it calls “the most cautious AI chatbot ever… Read More