Kansas City Chiefs New Stadium Names, Guaranteed to Offend Somebody
The Kansas City Chiefs are planning to leave their Arrowhead Stadium name behind when they move into their new home in 2031. This means that Kansas… Read More
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The Kansas City Chiefs are planning to leave their Arrowhead Stadium name behind when they move into their new home in 2031. This means that Kansas… Read More
Breakfast remains suspended until the occupants formally atone for four hundred years of butter churning.
The new super smart home AI installed in seventy-two-year-old retired linoleum inspector Leonard Prine’s refrigerator had already formed a low opinion of his breakfast. That… Read More
A certain kind of pretentious restaurant has evolved beyond feeding people. It is now a cultural institution with exposed brick, tiny portions, and a philosophy.… Read More
ICE raids enter their literary phase as agents seize unread classics before someone falsely claims to have enjoyed War and Peace.
In the latest expansion of federal authority, government officials confirmed today that ICE raids now include inspections of private bookshelves, targeting citizens suspected of “willful… Read More
Grocery shopping was once a routine errand. People bought milk, bread, eggs, coffee, cereal, toilet paper, a pound of hamburger, something green for appearances, perhaps… Read More
Richard Cross exercises his First Amendment rights while the township exercises its right to charge him $75 for the smoke.
Richard Cross, 83, of Chester county, Pennsylvania, spent forty minutes Saturday afternoon burning a MAGA hat in a Weber charcoal grill in his backyard before… Read More
Jelly Roll learns that Saturn has rings, authority, and absolutely no interest in hearing what's wrong with America.
Jelly Roll was scheduled to guest-host this week’s Irregular Horoscopes, an arrangement that collapsed Saturday evening after Jellly had offended Saturn during what witnesses described… Read More
Arthur Povey, 44, a municipal drain inspector who keeps a single prawn in his breast pocket for luck, spent part of Tuesday afternoon at the… Read More