Book of Daze: National Emergency Contact Day
National Emergency Contact Day reminds Americans to check to see if the persons entrusted with their lives would currently accept a call from them. This… Read More
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National Emergency Contact Day reminds Americans to check to see if the persons entrusted with their lives would currently accept a call from them. This… Read More
A satirical look at the Alanis Morissette pansexual announcement, which was made on the Handsome podcast—a weekly gem hosted by the queer comedic trio of… Read More
Yacht rock happened when the seventies ran out of cocaine but still had studio time booked. Immaculately produced, emotionally nonthreatening, and smooth enough to leave… Read More
Satan has laid off six hundred demons after an internal review found that social media users were exceeding Hell’s monthly target for malice, vanity, envy,… Read More
Martin Haskett, 61, a newspaper columnist who keeps a list of relatives authorized to visit without calling first, believes self-written obituaries are a basic human… Read More
The Darwin Awards were canceled yesterday after the judging committee unanimously declared the entire human species was eligible. The committee said it could no longer… Read More
Mysterious horoscopes reflect a clerical error in the distribution of human destiny. Everybody will receive opportunities, consequences, or surviving relatives intended for someone else. Please… Read More
The first sign that the Grim Reaper is looking for you is the Buick, a 1974 LeSabre, the color of weak tea, that has been… Read More