Every State’s America 250 Time Capsule Contributions
To prepare the America 250 Time Capsule, every state governor has received a lead-lined cylinder and strict instructions to fill it with items that define… Read More
To prepare the America 250 Time Capsule, every state governor has received a lead-lined cylinder and strict instructions to fill it with items that define… Read More
Stillwater Loft, a progressive yoga studio in Oklahoma, has announced the launch of Weaponized Mindfulness™, a new class that teaches parents to deploy traditional meditative… Read More
This week’s horoscopes arrive as a message in a bottle for each sign. A few appear to contain profound insights. Others seem to have been written… Read More
The Whispering Pines, Arkansas, HOA Paint Color Tribunal convened at midnight beneath the fluorescent hum of the community clubhouse pool shed. The question at hand… Read More
The cash strapped Borough of Larkhaven (population 4,912; median age: “tired”) announced this week that it has officially rebranded itself as “America’s Premier Wellness Destination,”… Read More
Under the terms of the Continuity Assurance Act, all adult United States residents must now report annually to an online Personal Verification Clinic (PVC) to… Read More
In a partnership described as “demographically inevitable,” the Rolling Stones farewell tour will be sponsored by NorthShore GoSupreme Lite protective underwear. Under the agreement, special… Read More
A new study released by the Center for Preventable Content Creation (CPCC) in San Francisco found that 87 percent of Americans are just one minor… Read More