Irregular Horoscopes: Your Guardian Angel Wants a Transfer
Heaven’s personnel office has received twelve transfer applications, a pile of scorched feathers, and a halo bitten clean through. Your guardian angel still believes you… Read More
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Heaven’s personnel office has received twelve transfer applications, a pile of scorched feathers, and a halo bitten clean through. Your guardian angel still believes you… Read More
Ordering a well-done steak remains legal in all fifty states, but chefs believe it should at least require a permit, a psychiatric evaluation, and written… Read More
Postmodern Meaning Day celebrates the right of all people to possess unique personal meanings without the expense and inconvenience of having them verified. Participants are… Read More
WEST CHESTER, Pa. — Americans now report a record AI gap, the distance between how much they claim to hate artificial intelligence and how often… Read More
HARRISBURG, Pa. — A safety committee representing mail carriers in southeastern Pennsylvania released its first ranking of the most annoying dog breeds, compiled from 4,112… Read More
PHILADELPHIA, PA — The NBA has dealt with disgruntled superstars before, but nothing like the news that LeBron James is demanding a trade from himself.… Read More
PALM BEACH, FL. Arguing that the James Bond movies “have wasted far too much time considering lesser candidates,” President Donald Trump offered to rescue the… Read More
The stars have grown tired of offering humanity guidance, only to watch it ignored by people who cannot merge onto a highway. The result? Unscripted… Read More