The Digger Award: Horoscopes’ Greatest Flops
Every zodiac sign has a greatest failure. An unforseen romantic disaster, a fatal career miscalculation, a sad investment in something advertised on late-night television. This… Read More
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Every zodiac sign has a greatest failure. An unforseen romantic disaster, a fatal career miscalculation, a sad investment in something advertised on late-night television. This… Read More
The Department of Everyday Problems has authorized the release of previously classified reports concerning three disturbing issues. County Man Enters Garage for One Thing, Emerges… Read More
LANCASTER, Pa. — Amish leaders investigating the Pennsylvania measles outbreak have identified a major contributing factor: the medical technology known as vaccination. The discovery came… Read More
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump, 80, a former casino owner who has never forgiven the roulette wheel for occasionally disagreeing with him, is demanding… Read More
Pennsylvania transportation officials have enacted regulations for roadside memorials after determining that many have expanded beyond flowers and wooden crosses and are now technically improvements… Read More
Pope Leo XIV declares the hospital bed holy ground after a vending machine dispenses thirteen consecutive bags of communion-flavored Doritos.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Tennessee death-row inmate Christa Pike awakened Tuesday morning, began speaking in tongues, announced that she had seen Jesus, and immediately attracted enough… Read More
The Dummies Books franchise, which has explained everything from astrophysics to choosing the correct Tupperware lid, appears to be running low on things to explain.… Read More
An AI writing detector is warning publishers that unusually polished manuscripts may contain disturbing traces of human professional writing, particularly when sentences are clear, punctuation… Read More