WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s slowest-growing satire site, is going on holiday. As several members of our entourage are not permitted to leave the commonwealth, we will be vacationing in lovely, 99.9-percent-rural Tioga County, four hours and at least two worlds from our house. We regret the inconvenience to our dozens of readers.
Thank you, and have a secular day.
(Editor’s note: the Pug Bus vacation matriculated into a staycation that lasted more than a year. The Bus did not publish another article until January 5, 2015. That article, entailed “We Can’t Breathe Either, can be read here.
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