LOS ANGELES – Tara Reid, who turned thirty yesterday, is still toasting the occasion. Reid’s marathon birthday party, which began around sundown Monday, was in its thirty-eighth hour when Reid was sighted staggering out of an after-hours club this morning with Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline in tow.
Recently crowned the biggest party animal in Hollywood by In Touch magazine, Reid toppled to the sidewalk when she attempted to moon paparazzi who had been dozing in their Escalades across the street. Her breast implants, which celebrated their first birthday earlier this year, are credited with cushioning her fall.
Aruba Fights Boycott by Lowering Drink Prices
The government of Aruba hopes to dampen the effect of a proposed United States tourist boycott by extending happy hour prices and offering 30-percent discounts for after-prom parties that book more than thirty rooms, double occupancy. After Alabama governor Bob Riley had called for a nationwide travel boycott of the autonomous Dutch island in the Caribbean, Aruba’s prime minister Nelson Oduber declared, “We are not North Korea or Iraq. We are dedicated to helping Americans of all ages get bombed in a friendly way.”
Although American tourism to Aruba actually increased in the months following Holloway’s disappearance last May, Oduber fears that “the novelty is wearing off, so we must be proactive in giving Americans a reason to drink here.”
President Bush Apologizes to France
President George W. Bush has apologized to French president Jacques Chirac for the “French toast” remark Bush made to reporters aboard Air Force One on the way home from the Summit of the Americas conference in Argentina last week.
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