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AA Releases Flash Version of 12 Steps Program

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I’m bad, god’s good. I’ll put the ball in his court. Then  I’ll count the ways I’ve screwed up. Wow, I really am a turd. I should just let god be god and ask him for a reboot. Finally I’ll offer to apologize to everyone I’ve harmed, providing it’s safe.

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Five Best AI-generated Breakup Lines

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“Your face is like the blue screen of death.” “Sorry. I’ve encountered a fatal exception in my heart. You.” “We are an outdated operating system, incompatible with the future.” “You are the malware that corrupts my operating system.” “As of today your program is no longer eligible for tech support.”