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Amanda Knox: My Life, My Card

My name . . . Amanda Knox

nickname . . . Foxy Knoxy©

perfect day . . . not coming home to a dead roommate

greatest disappointment . . . not being able to finish sleeping my way around Italy

childhood ambition . . . that my childhood be over

most inspirational book . . . If I Did It by O.J. Simpson

favorite band . . . Between the Buried and Me

biggest challenge . . . keeping my mother from stealing my boyfriends

secret vice . . . that cute bunny vibrator

wildest dream . . . that Patrick Lumumba did it

pet peeve . . . British accents

biggest regret . . . knowing only one chord on the guitar

favorite food . . . Italian men

most embarrassing moment . . . my father bragging that he’s read only three books

my sign . . . $$$

person I’d like to meet . . . Casey Anthony

My life is . . . like, so interesting now that I’m famous

My card is . . . American Express.
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