Biff Scuzzy – Page 10 – postcards from the pug bus

Obestatin Found Lacking in Wal-Mart Shoppers

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PALO ALTO, Calif. – Scientists at Stanford University have discovered that two out of three Wal-Mart shoppers are deficient in … Read on

Politics

President Bush Orders Mardi Gras Moved to Astrodome

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Moving swiftly to stem criticism that his response to the devastation in New Orleans has been “slow, indifferent, and sadly … Read on

Politics

Bush Grants Emergency Sick Days to Hurricane Victims

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Shortly after arriving in Washington today, President Bush is expected to sign a presidential order intended to … Read on

Religion

Pat Robertson Advocates Killing Obese People

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HAMPTON ROADS, Vir. – Televangelist Pat Robertson says the United States is wasting precious resources on diets that don’t work … Read on

Music

Rolling Stones Deliver Protest Song

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NEW YORK – The Rolling Stones have never backed away from following a trend, nor have they been afraid to … Read on

Celebrities

Cameron Diaz Replacing Nancy Grace on Court TV

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ATLANTA – Cameron Diaz and her simpering smile will replace Nancy Grace and her self-righteous nostrils in the anchor seat … Read on

Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan Ditches Herbie at London Premiere

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LONDON – Lindsay Lohan managed to infuriate her studio, her co-star, her fashion providers, and legions of her emaciated fans … Read on

Celebrities

Jude Law Apologies for Seducing the Nanny

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LONDON – A distraught and groveling Jude Law apologized publicly to his fiancee, actress Sienna Miller, after she had read … Read on

Music

Lil’ Kim Gets Advice from Martha Stewart

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KATONAH, N.Y. – Ex-con Martha Stewart sent rapper and future con Lil’ Kim an e-mail “just to let my home … Read on

Religion

Pope John Paul II on Fast Track for Sainthood

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ROME – Catholics campaigning to have the late Pope John Paul II declared a saint in record time should welcome … Read on

Religion

Ten Commandments Decision On Record

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OPP, Alabama – A boxed-set, leather-bound collectors edition of the Ten Commandments, complete with an illustrated, twenty-six-page, large-print booklet containing … Read on

Celebrities

Oprah Winfrey Ruse Didn’t Fool Hermes

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PARIS – Rumors about Oprah Winfrey’s shoplifting habits resurfaced after the talk show host and her posse had been turned … Read on

Celebrities

Leonardo DiCaprio Assaulted by Animal Rights Activist

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LOS ANGELES – Leonardo DiCaprio was smacked upside the head by a bottle-wielding animal rights activist while leaving a party … Read on

News

Terri Schiavo Autopsy and Diary Show No Abuse

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PINELLAS PARK, Fla. – What if Terri Schiavo could have keep a diary? What if, instead of being in a … Read on

News

Runaway Bride Wilbanks Gets Probation, Cooking Show

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ATLANTA – Jennifer Wilbanks, America’s Runaway Bride, parlayed her fifteen minutes of fame into a half-hour cooking show as a … Read on