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Wolf Blitzer Found Beaten After Presidential Debate

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LAS VEGAS—CNN veteran newsman Wolf Blitzer was found bloody, naked, and unconscious in his dressing room last night following the … Read on

Celebrities

Boy George Accused of Foolish Imprisonment

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LONDON – Pop swinger Boy George was charged with foolish imprisonment, careless whispers, and reckless misapplication of foodstuffs today. The … Read on

Celebrities

George Clooney Health Records Reveal Hemorrhoids, Incontinence

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NORTH BERGEN, N.J. – George Clooney’s health records contain some personally embarrassing information, said a hospital health worker who was … Read on

News

Madeleine McCann Sightings Impede Investigation

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LONDON – The latest Madeleine McCann “sighting” confirms an ironic phenomenon: sightings of the missing four-year-old are impeding the search … Read on

Sporting Life

O.J. Simpson Claims Stealing from Yourself Isn’t Wrong

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LAS VEGAS – O.J. Simpson is confident he did nothing wrong when he barged into a casino hotel room with … Read on

News

Osama Bin Laden Bombs in CNN 911 Awards Opener

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ATLANTA – It was meant to be Osama Bin Laden’s career revival, a triumphant return to form that would finally … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears Not Working, Hillary Clinton Calls for Withdrawal

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Britney Spears is not working, says Democratic presidential frontrunner, Hillary Clinton, and its time to withdraw support … Read on

News

Larry Craig Hires Michael Vick’s Lawyer to Beat Cockfighting Charges

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BOISE, Idaho – Embattled Senator Larry Craig (R-Teahouse) has retained Michael Vick’s attorney Billy Martin to represent him in a … Read on

News

Larry Craig Wants Toilet Cams in Airport Restrooms

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BOISE, Idaho – Embattled Senator Larry Craig says he plans to introduce legislation in Congress that will mandate the placement … Read on

News

Senator Craig: I Am Not Gay, I Just Act Gay in Restrooms

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BOISE, Idaho – Senator Larry Craig assured his constituents, his god, and his family yesterday that he is not gay, … Read on

News

Arkansas Woman Has 17th Child, Two Are James Brown’s

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LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar welcomed her seventeenth child into the world at 10:01 a.m. Thursday … Read on

Sporting Life

Michael Vick Puppy Soccer Game Pulled by Madden

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NEW YORK – Michael Vick’s Ultimate Puppy Soccer (UPS), a high-concept video game that had been scheduled for a September … Read on

News

Mike Huckabee Says Michael Moore Has Manboobs

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee challenged Sicko creator Michael Moore “to take off his shirt and show us … Read on

Portal

President Bush Commutes Harry Potter Death Sentence

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush announced yesterday that he is prepared to commute Harry Potter’s death sentence should … Read on

Politics

President Bush Unpopular Even Among Illegal Immigrants

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LOS ANGELES – The immigration debate, which has divided the Republican party, has divided illegal immigrants, too, with a slight … Read on