Biff Scuzzy – Page 5 – postcards from the pug bus

Lindsay Lohan Drinking Guide

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LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan and her culturally challenged publicity whore of a mother are gearing up to celebrate the … Read on

Celebrities

Paris Hilton’s Medical Condition a Gripping Saga

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LOS ANGELES – A mysterious medical condition made Paris Hilton “a danger to herself and to other inmates” at the … Read on

News

Zoellick at World Bank Is Not Just Another Pretty Face

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Robert Zoellick, whom President Bush has nominated to head the World Bank, was chosen largely because “he … Read on

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Madeline McCann Parents Begin World Tour with Visit to Pope

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LONDON – The parents of Madeline McCann will launch the European leg of their world tour with a visit to … Read on

Celebrities

Paris Hilton Begs President Bush for Pardon

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LOS ANGELES – A desperate Paris Hilton has faxed a personal request to President George W. Bush, asking him to … Read on

Politics

Al Gore Says Breast Feeding Deters Global Warming

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NEW YORK – Former vice president Al Gore believes breast feeding can play a significant role in deterring the rise … Read on

Politics

Governor Jon Corzine Crash Site Memorial Grows

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GALLOWAY TOWNSHIP, N.J. – When New Jersey governor Jon Corzine was bouncing around inside his official SUV about six o’clock … Read on

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Paul Wolfowitz Credit Card Recalled by World Bank

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source at the World Bank has confirmed that the controversial Paul Wolfowitz credit card will be … Read on

Celebrities

Anna Nicole Smith Case to Be Decided by American Idol Voters

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NASSAU, The Bahamas – The identity of the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn, will be determined by American … Read on

Religion

Chocolate Jesus Penis Stolen, Display Canceled

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NEW YORK – Someone stole the penis from the nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that had been … Read on

Politics

Hillary Clinton Benefits from Selfless Vilsack Move

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DES MOINES, Iowa – Hillary Clinton will reap the benefit of “a selfless political decision” by her one time presidential … Read on

Weed

Bong Hits 4 Jesus Rallies Planned

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – A nationwide series of Bong Hits 4 Jesus rallies, sponsored by the National Organization for the Reform … Read on

Music

Brad Delp Memorialized by Burger King

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NEW YORK – Former Boston singer Brad Delp will be honored by the Burger King corporation, a company spokesman said … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears Is the Antichrist, Says Noted Exorcist

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MALIBU – Britney Spears’ claim to be the Antichrist should not be taken lightly, says James J. LeBar, chief exorcist … Read on

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Britney Spears Returning to Kabbalah

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MALIBU – Britney Spears wants to return to the practice of Kabbalah. During an intense week in rehab at Promises-by-… Read on