Biff Scuzzy – Page 6 – postcards from the pug bus

First Anna Nicole Smith Sightings Reported

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HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – Anna Nicole Smith was spotted by a grieving fan at a local convenience store early this morning. … Read on

Celebrities

Ryan O’Neal Attacks Son over Mac Ads

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MALIBU – Ryan O’Neal allegedly threatened his son, Griffin, 42, following a dispute concerning the ads for Mac computers that … Read on

Religion

God Scorns Windows Vista, Sues Microsoft

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HEAVEN – Windows Vista, Microsoft’s controversial new operating system, has incurred the wrath of God. The Supreme Power User, operating … Read on

Celebrities

Brad Pitt Furious over Oscar Snub for Babel

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Brad Pitt, whose gritty performance carried the tiresome, over long Babel to seven Oscar nominations, including … Read on

Culture

Bindi Irwin Is the Next Britney Spears

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LOS ANGELES – Bindi Irwin, daughter of the late Australian “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin, is being groomed for super-
stardom, … Read on

Celebrities

Indiana Jones and the Colonoscopy of Doom Tops Poll

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HOLLYWOOD – Harrison Ford denied in a conference call with AARP The Magazine yesterday that the long-awaited Indiana Jones IV … Read on

News

Mel Gibson Apologizes to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over Holocaust Slight

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MALIBU – Mel Gibson has apologized to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for failing to attend Review of the Holocaust: Global … Read on

Celebrities

Nancy Grace Sues Tweety Bird

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ATLANTA, Ga. – Television talk show lawyer Nancy Grace has filed a $300-million lawsuit against cartoon figure Tweety Bird. Citing … Read on

News

Bush Twins Sued by RIAA for Illegal Downloading

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a bold and unprecedented move the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) has filed a $22.5-million … Read on

Celebrities Politics

Angelina Jolie Tapped by George Bush to Replace John Bolton

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – A beleaguered and increasingly irrelevant George W. Bush has tapped Angelina Jolie to replace John Bolton as … Read on

Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan Attends DAMM Meetings

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LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan has attended several meetings of DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers), a former assitant to the … Read on

News

Rudy Giuliani Prostate Exam Reveals President Bush’s Image

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CRAWFORD, Texas – A medical image taken with the latest Ham-corder technology revealed an imprint of President George W. Bush’s … Read on

Politics

October Surprise: President Bush Redesigns Monetary System

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WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush told an audience at a fundraiser here last night that he plans to redesign … Read on

Music

Paul McCartney in Custody Fight over Heather Mills’ Breasts

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LONDON – The divorce battle between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills has apparently taken a turn for the strange. According … Read on

Celebrities

Paul McCartney Hit with New Abuse Charges from Heather Mills

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LONDON – Disturbing new charges of mental and emotional abuse have been leveled at Paul McCartney by his estranged second … Read on