Biff Scuzzy – Page 8 – postcards from the pug bus

President Bush Issues Memorial Day Cell Phone Virus Alert

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Bush has warned Americans that the Memorial Day cell phone virus, the most virulent in-the-wild mobile … Read on

Celebrities

Nicole Richie Splits from DJ Again, Another Book Is Blamed

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HOLLYWOOD – Once again a book has come between author Nicole Richie and her ex-fiance Adam Goldstein. Ms. Richie, 24, … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Outclassed by Brooke Shields in Family Faceoff

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HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields have buried the olive branch and extended the hatchet, putting paid to their … Read on

Pug Bus Pop Quiz

Britney Spears, Courtney Love Top Stretch Marks Poll

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Britney Spears and Courtney Love finished in a virtual dead heat in the Postcards from the … Read on

News

Osama bin Laden Strategy for Coping with Rising Gasoline Prices

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Citing rising gasoline prices as the “greatest threat to our mission in the United States,” Osama bin … Read on

Culture

United 93 Audience Rushes Screen

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MORGANTOWN, Penna. – Moviegoers at the Tri-County Multiplex rushed the screen during the 7:20 showing of United 93 Saturday night, … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Tells Yahoo Chat Room His Baby Has Lived Before

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HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise took time out from making a placenta casserole to visit with a Yahoo chat room audience … Read on

Celebrities

Lindsay Lohan Wax Figure Causes Stir at Madame Tussauds

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NEW YORK – Hundreds of people, some of them in wheelchairs and on crutches, lined up outside Madame Tussauds early … Read on

Celebrities

Jessica Simpson Fails Adoption Questionnaire

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HOLLYWOOD – Jessica Simpson stumbled over the first hurdle in her quest to adopt a Mexican baby. The singer-
actress … Read on

News

Jerry Garcia’s Toilet Stolen, Bill Walton Is Suspect

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SONOMA, Calif. – Jerry Garcia’s toilet is missing, and local police want to speak to hall of fame basketball player … Read on

Religion

Pope John Paul II Fails to Deliver Miracles

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ROME – This time last year the late Pope John Paul II appeared to be on the fast track to … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise, Brokeback Mountain, Britney Spears Make Statements

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HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise, Brokeback Mountain, and Britney Spears all made statements yesterday. We thought you’d like to know, and … Read on

Culture

Lindsay Lohan, Sasha Cohen, Reese Witherspoon in the News

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HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan as Wonder Woman; Sasha Cohen as an actress; Reese Witherspoon as all three of Buck Owens’ … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Courting Yahoo to Restore Image

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SUNNYVALE, Calif. – Tom Cruise’ appearance at Yahoo’s Sunnyvale campus this week was calculated to achieve two effects. First, Mr. … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears on Hawaii, Orlando Bloom on Crack

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MAUI – Britney Spears is quickly learning to appreciate the culture and customs of Hawaii, as the accompanying image shows. … Read on