Author: Biff Scuzzy

HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has filed a $10-million lawsuit against Life & Style magazine for reporting that he and fiancée, Katie Holmes, called off their engagement sometime before Valentine’s Day. Branding the article willfully false and inaccurate, Mr. Cruise declared, “This will be the most expensive trash that rag has ever printed.”

BRENTWOOD, Calif. – Golden Globe winner and Oscar nominee Reese Witherspoon is expected to be interviewed by Los Angeles police sometime this week. The police want to question Ms. Witherspoon regarding the discovery of a festering body believed to be that of paparazzo Todd Wallace. Mr. Wallace was charged with

LONDON – Lindsay Lohan was rushed to hospital after she had collapsed and fallen under the weight of a ceramic teacup as she was climbing the stairs at retired Canadian pop star Bryan Adams’ mansion. Ms. Lohan required ten stitches to close a wound in her right shin after she

MIAMI – Tara Reid, the once promising star of American Pie, is rumored to be at risk for Soy Oil Lachrymosis (SOL), a potentially life threatening condition that affects women who have had breast augmentation surgery. While her legions of horrified fans look on, Reid’s mammary implants seem to be growing

LOS ANGELES – For the third time in four years, Britney Spears owns the most searched-for name on the Internet, according to Yahoo’s Buzz Index for 2005. Spears, who did not release an album of new material this year, proved that she is not a one-dimensional star and that talent

HOLLYWOOD – Nicole Richie’s book The Truth about Diamonds apparently contained too much “truth” about her fiance, Adam Goldstein, a professional club DJ who goes by the name DJ AM. According to friends of the couple, Goldstein, 32, was offended by Richie’s archly satirical portrayal of DJ PM, a professional club DJ,