Chip Hilton – Page 6 – postcards from the pug bus

Paul McCartney Breaks Silence about Heather Mills

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LONDON – A bitter Paul McCartney has finally taken the rag out of his mouth, ending a self-imposed gag order regarding his estranged wife, Heather Mills. During the weekend, the former cute Beatle spoke with Flora duMal of The Daily Mirror at Abbey Road studios, where he is recording “She Used to

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Anna Nicole Smith Funeral Will Be Televised on C-SPAN2

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WASHINGTON – The much-delayed funeral of Anna Nicole Smith will be televised live on C-SPAN2 tomorrow. Scheduled programs, beginning with “Press Freedoms in the Former Soviet Republic” at 7:00 a.m., will be preempted in order to provide day-long coverage of what promises to be the most talked about funeral in

Music

Angelina Jolie Accepts Oscar for Klaus Harmony

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LOS ANGELES – Angelina Jolie lent a much needed touch of spice to last night’s Oscar awards snooze fest. The thirty-one-year-old Tomb Raider star brought the audience out of its slumber when she appeared late in the proceedings via satellite to accept a lifetime achievement award for Klaus Harmony, the legendary erotic

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Britney Spears Quits Rehab, May Flee to Namibia

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MALIBU – Britney Spears completed another successful one-day stint in rehab yesterday. After spending a restful night in the Christian Slater suite at Promises-by-the-Sea, chatting with friends on her cell phone and ordering in pizza, the one-time pop star summoned a car service at 8:00 a.m. and headed for the

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Britney Spears Explains Why She Shaved Her Head

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MALIBU – Britney Spears is hell bent on becoming the Caucasian answer to Mike Tyson. Just as Iron Mike took a sledge hammer to his boxing career, reducing himself from puncher to punch line, Ms. Spears seems intent on shitting the bed at every turn. Most recently the mercurial Ms.

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Anna Nicole Smith Dies, O.J. Simpson Plans Book

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HOLLYWOOD, Fla. – Anna Nicole Smith was found “unresponsive” by her private nurse in a Florida hotel room on Thursday. The thirty-nine-year-old celebrity was taken to a hospital where she later died. O.J. Simpson does not believe she died of natural or pharmaceutical causes. Mr. Simpson, one of this country’s

Music

Jessica Simpson Split with Nick Lachey Fueled by Klaus Harmony

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NEW YORK – Jessica Simpson told Elle magazine that the music of German composer Klaus Harmony was “the tripping point” in her relationship with her ex-husband Nick Lachey. In an interview that appears in the March issue of Elle, Ms. Simpson said that discovering Mr. Harmony’s music “opened me up to the possibilities

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Jennifer Aniston Settles Lawsuit with Mrs. Coffee

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LOS ANGELES – Former Friends star Jennifer Aniston has settled a multimillion-dollar lawsuit filed against her by Mrs. Coffee, wife of the popular coffee-making icon Mr. Coffee. The suit, filed early last year in Los Angeles, named Ms. Aniston as “the principal contributing factor” in the Coffees’ bitter divorce. Both parties are

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Angelina Jolie Taking Toll on Brad Pitt

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LOS ANGELES – Brad Pitt’s few remaining friends in show business are worried that his relationship with Angelina Jolie is taking a fearsome toll on the once boyishly handsome actor (left). They claim that Mr. Pitt, who looked forty-one going on twenty-nine when he left Jennifer Aniston two years ago,

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Angelina Jolie Offended by Virgin Mary Wal-Mart Painting

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LOS ANGELES – Angelina Jolie is offended by a painting that depicts her as the Virgin Mary hovering in a cloud over a Wal-Mart checkout line. The painting, called “Twelve Items or Less,” was executed by Kate Kretz, an obscure North Carolina artist best known until now for her painting

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Britney Spears, Dick Clark Top New Year’s Wrap Up

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LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears suffers from a rare form of narcolepsy. Dick Clark still talks funny. These are the top stories of the new year. What goes around keeps going around, but who’s keeping score? Gossip blogs and celebrity news sources went into a feeding frenzy recently over reports

Culture

Mel Gibson to Star as Saddam Hussein in Iraq to the Future

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MALIBU – Mel Gibson is set to star as Saddam Hussein in Iraq to the Future, a small-budget indie film about life in Iraq as it might have been if “the United States had pursued a course of diplomacy instead of destruction.” Mr. Gibson will also write, produce, and direct this

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Britney Spears Tops Paris Hilton, You as Person of the Year

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Britney Spears is the Postcards from the Pus Bus 2006 Person of the Year. Ms. Spears captured the title hands down, and occasionally face down, and why not? Hers is easily the most recognizable face and name in the world. Not the most recognizable celebrity face

News

President Bush Asked Angelina Jolie to Attend Saddam Hussein Hanging

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Hoping to maximize the public relations bounce from the news of Saddam Hussein’s hanging, President Bush had planned to ask Angelina Jolie to attend the execution of the deposed Iraqi dictator as the official representative of the United States. Unfortunately the president’s top military advisors failed to

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Rosie O’Donnell Attacks Betty Ford, James Brown

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NEW YORK – Rosie O’Donnell, basking in the attention generated by her feud with Donald Trump, has attacked Betty Ford and the late James Brown. Ms. O’Donnell, formerly a magazine editor and talk show host, and currently one-third by volume of ABC’s The View, called Mrs. Ford “a whining titless wonder”