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Michael Moore Urges Simultaneous Toilet Flush on Inauguration Day

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FLINT, MI—In his ongoing quest to delegitimize Donald Trump’s presidency, Michael Moore is now urging Americans to flush their toilets … Read on

Politics

Black Lives Matter Calls for Boycott of White Avatars

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NEW YORK—D’Aryll Scott-Jones, HMFIC of Black Lives Matter, called for immediate boycotts yesterday of all websites “that allow white supremacists … Read on

Innerviews Politics

Barack Obama’s “Other” Half Is a White Nationalist

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WEST CHESTER, PA—Barack Hussein Obama, America’s putative first black president, is a man who knows how to sell a contradiction; … Read on

Politics

Alt-right Website Explains Difference Between Nazi and Roman Salutes

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Dear Friedrich,
I was on my way to a cell meeting the other day when I met a friend on … Read on

U.S. News

Keith Richards Picks Donald Trump in Electoral College Vote

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NEW YORK—Rolling Stones poltergeist and guitarist Keith Richards, 73, celebrated his birthday today by announcing his support for Donald J. … Read on

Religion

God Says He Never Saw This Election Coming

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The Lord God Almighty—King of Kings, Giver of All Gifts, Father of All Fathers, and Keeper of the Most Holy … Read on

Sporting Life

BLM Threatens to Disrupt Giants-Lions Game This Sunday

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NEW YORK—Black Lives Matter (BLM) has demanded that New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning apologize to Dallas Cowboys black quarterback … Read on

News

Alt-right Satire Site Wants Photos of Naked Progressives

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WEST CHESTER, PA—Thirty-six years ago today my favorite progressive was murdered. John Winston Lennon was the kind of person who … Read on

News

WikiLeaks Reveals Identity of Time’s Person of the Year

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NEW YORK—Fresh off its revelation of the Democrats’ blueprint for attacking Jeff Sessions—Donald Trump’s choice for attorney general—WikiLeaks revealed this … Read on

Culture

Neo-Nazi Richard B. Spencer to Grace GQ Cover

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NEW YORK—Richard B. Spencer, who has been called the Golden Boy of the Alt-Right, will adorn the cover of GQ… Read on

Religion

The Nativity Story Is a Pious, Stinking, Goddamn Fraud

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WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—Many Christians, especially those who think it their constitutional right to set up a dumb-ass fucking crèche on … Read on

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Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil: You Can’t Photoshop This

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WEST CHESTER, Pa.—What’s next? Beef jerky? Cabbage? Toothpaste? Kitty litter? Toilet paper? Condoms? Quiche? Marmite? Sushi? Goulash? Potato chips? Driveway … Read on

Sporting Life

Duke University Lacrosse Team Reinstated After Counseling

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DURHAM, N.C. – Duke University’s men’s lacrosse team has been reinstated after team members found to be deficient in language … Read on

Sporting Life

NBA To Offer Autistic-Only Bathrooms for 2017 All-Star Game

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NEW YORK—The National Basketball Association (NBA), bowing to pressure from the radical autism-rights group Autism Speaks (AS), has promised to … Read on

Sporting Life

Coldplay Criticized for Lily White Super Bowl Message

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NEW YORK—British musical act Coldplay may have graciously yielded the stage at the Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show to Bruno

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