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Road Rage Trails in Consumer Reports Survey

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NEW YORK—When Consumer Reports conducted research for its 2015 road rage survey, published on December 31 last year, the magazine … Read on

You Can't PhotoShop This

What Would Nixon Do? You Can’t Photoshop This

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We were watching the Villanova-Temple game last night, half paying attention to an interview with a former Temple player, half … Read on

Saints Alive

Fabian, Patron Saint of Dove Fanciers

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WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—Fabian d’Fabiano, whose name literally means “Fabian, Son of the Son of Fabian,“ was a poor excuse for … Read on

Innerviews

Talking Shit with Clementine the Taco Bell Piggy Bank

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WEST GOSHEN, PA.—Taco Bell’s current ad touting its breakfast crunch wrap sliders features an elderly piggy bank named Clementine and … Read on

Culture

Consumer Reports Road Rage Survey for 2015

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NEW YORK—According to Consumer Reports 2015 Road Rage Survey, the most likely road rage perpetrator this year was a male … Read on

Technology

Hello Barbie Hears All and Tells All

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WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—Something called the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood (CCFC) wants you to know that Hello Barbie™ is the … Read on

Blog

Sticking It to The Military-Athletic Complex: Pug Bus Blog #3

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The military-athletic complex is a pain in my NFL-watching ass. I detest the ginormous flag rollouts that precede most games, … Read on

News

Yes, Virginia, There Was a Poop Swastika

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COLUMBIA, Mo.—Poop Swastika Truthers took one in the shorts recently with the release of a University of Missouri police department … Read on

Sporting Life

NFL to Install 200 Gender-Appropriate Bathrooms for Super Bowl LI

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HOUSTON–The National Football League promises that Super Bowl LI, scheduled to be played in Houston on February 5, 2017, will … Read on

Ass Hats

Lena Van Haren of Everett Middle School Is Ass Hat of the Moment

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SAN FRANCISCO—Just when you think progressives couldn’t possibly do anything more batshit than some of the batshit things they’ve done … Read on

Technology

Windows 10 Officially Labeled Malware by NCSA

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CARLISLE, Pa.—The National Computer Security Association (NCSA) has announced that Windows 10, the aggressively marketed new operating system from Microsoft, … Read on

Music

Blackwater, RIAA Join Forces to Combat Music Piracy

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Blackwater USA, the rogue security company accused of sport killing innocent civilians in Iraq, has agreed to … Read on

Saints Alive

Yesterday’s Saint, Pope Callistus I, The Tell-All Biography

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Suppose that Mitt Romney, after losing the 2012 Presidential Election to Barack Obama, somehow manipulated his way into writing not … Read on

Culture

Vegans Celebrate Paul Prudhomme’s Death with Tofu-Seitan Turducken

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WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—The West Goshen Vegan Alliance (WGVA), a militant culinary rights group, is holding a special Fat Chance Supper … Read on

Religion

What Did Pope Francis Know and When Did He Know I

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Since finding out last week that Pope Francis, “the cool pope,” had met secretly with Kim Davis in Washington, … Read on