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Blog

Stay the Fuck Home, Mick Jagger: The Pug Bus Blog #2

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Dear Mick,
I see where you dragged your withered buttocks on stage the other day to croak your way through … Read on

Religion

When Francis Met Kim

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—His Supreme Excellency Pope Francis—in addition to meeting with the Harlem Globe Trotters, Vice-President “Meadowlark” Biden (who presented him … Read on

Politics You Can't PhotoShop This

All-White Diversity Philly Magazine Cover: You Can’t Photoshop This

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PHILADELPHIA—What do you get when a magazine runs a cover story about diversity in Philadelphia’s public schools and the photo … Read on

The Grammar Prick

The Grammar Prick Gets All Up in Thug Kitchen’s Ass

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WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—Today, boys and girls, we are going to depart from our usual custom of calling out the shitwads … Read on

You Can't PhotoShop This

Pope Gets His Ass Grabbed: You Can’t Photoshop This

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What sack! What glorious, unalloyed sack! Pope don’t support gay marriage? Pope thinks guy-on-guy reach-arounds are a sin? Gay dude … Read on

Music

Roger Daltrey’s Hair Forces Cancellation of Who Tour

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LONDON—Complications surrounding singer Roger Daltrey’s hair have forced The Who to postpone a North American tour that had been scheduled … Read on

Ass Hats

DeGeneres Wins Asshat Award Again

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LOS ANGELES-Ellen DeGeneres, with a face only a lesbian could love, has planted that face, and the head … Read on

Technology

Web Founder, Tim Berners-Lee, Finally Admits He Misspelled Worldwide

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GENEVA – Tim Berners-Lee, the father of the world wide web, finally has admitted that he misspelling “worldwide” when he … Read on

Sporting Life

Tom Brady’s Head Deflates at Press Conference

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As Tom Brady denied any wrongdoing in the illegal deflation of the footballs used by his New England Patriots in … Read on

The Grammar Prick

You Are All Charlie Hebdo, Warns the Grammar Prick

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That was some strange shit that went down in Paris yesterday, wasn’t it, boys and girls? Couple of Muslim thugs … Read on

Saints Alive

Andre Bissette, the Patron Saint of Viagra

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The Catholic Church “teaches” that god calls each one of us to be a saint. Most people treat such invitations … Read on

Pug Bus Pop Quiz

How Well Do You Know Schrödinger’s Cat?

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For most of us Schrödinger’s cat is a meme without a meaning. Chances are we have seen a reference to … Read on

Technology

Edward Snowden Leaks NSA Abuse of Movie Pirating Protocol

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WEST CHESTER, Pa.–In perhaps his most controversial revelation yet, Edward Snowden has leaked details of the National Security Agency (NSA) … Read on

Blog

Postcards from the Pug Bus On Holiday

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WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s slowest-growing satire site, is going on holiday. As several members of … Read on

The Grammar Prick

The Grammar Prick Says Leave God Out of It

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WEST CHESTER, Pa.–While the Grammar Prick was watching a football game on television recently, an announcer declared, “Quarterbacks like Peyton … Read on