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BLM Activist Declares Gravity Is Racist

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BLM activist Jaleel X. Johnson-kendi, claims that gravity is a “white, heteronormative, non-cis-gender-affirming construct that disproportionally affects black people, especially young black men who don’t wear belts, “another symbol of the white man’s oppression.”

Gravity now joins math, lawns, classical music, saddle shoes, and being on time as “racist constructs.”

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