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Lindsay Lohan Accused of Plagiarism

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HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan has been accused of plagiarism by an eighth grade student in Omaha, Nebraska. The student, Shelly … Read on

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Wesley Snipes Launches Tax Advice Website

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OCALA, Fla. – Wesley Snipes talked briefly with reporters yesterday after leaving the courthouse where he had just pleaded not … Read on

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Britney Spears Could Lose Custody Fight

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LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears may soon have the Los Angeles Department of Animal Welfare (DAW) up her recently covered … Read on

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Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn Star in Break-Up 3

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, who would not exist if we hadn’t needed to make them … Read on

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Angelina Jolie Tapped by George Bush to Replace John Bolton

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – A beleaguered and increasingly irrelevant George W. Bush has tapped Angelina Jolie to replace John Bolton as … Read on

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Lindsay Lohan Attends DAMM Meetings

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LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan has attended several meetings of DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers), a former assitant to the … Read on

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Bono Cancels Clothing Line for the Fashion Impaired

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NEW YORK – U2’s lead singer, Bono, perennially one of the worst-dressed white men in the world, has announced the … Read on

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Pamela Anderson Says Kid Rock Didn’t Measure Up to Tommy Lee

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LOS ANGELES – A tearful Pamela Anderson wrote on her website yesterday that no matter how many times she married … Read on

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God Not Attending Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Wedding

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VATICAN CITY – God issued a brief press release yesterday explaining that he won’t attend the wedding of Tom Cruise … Read on

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Scientology Wedding Secrets

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ROME – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will exchange mood rings during a Scientology wedding ceremony this weekend at Odescalchi … Read on

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Bill Cosby Settles Class Action Assualt Claims

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PHILADELPHIA – Pitchman Bill Cosby quietly settled a class action suit with an unspecified number of women who had accused … Read on

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Britney Spears Divorce Coverage Angers FedEx Corporation

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NEW YORK – Lawyers representing the FedEx corporation announced yesterday that they are considering legal action against any member of … Read on

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Renee Zellweger Retires from Non-animated Films

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HOLLYWOOD – Renee Zellweger stunned Hollywood yesterday by announcing that her current project, the thriller Case 39, will be … Read on

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Kirstie Alley Covers Her Butt on Oprah Show

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CHICAGO – Kirstie Ally appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show in a modified bikini yesterday to favor the world with … Read on

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Still Undecided on Wedding Date

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LOS ANGELES – An anonymous source at Cruise/Wagner Productions reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be close to … Read on