Music

Imagine there’s no Heaven; it’s easy if you try; no hell below us; above us only sky. Imagine all the people living for today. Imagine there’s no countries; it isn’t hard to do; nothing to kill or die for and no religion too. Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say that Read More

BURLINGTON, Vt. – Trey Anastasio, guitarist and founding member of the acclaimed jam band Phish, has been asked to leave the group following his arrest for driving under the influence of drugs, possessing drugs, and driving with a suspended license. Mr. Anastasio, 42, came to grief on Friday when he could not keep his vehicle Read More

LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears and K-tel Entertainment announced today that Ms. Spears’ Twelve Days of Christmas CD is now available in most national discount store chains. This pop-disco-devotional work, which will not be sold via television, explores the hidden meanings of the haunting Twelve Days of Christmas carol. “We wanted to do something meaningful and danceable at the Read More

LOS ANGELES – (Editor’s note: Today’s guest columnist is Anne Coulter, best-selling author and social commentator, who has earned an enviable following for her wry observations and the gentle, good-natured way in which she exposes the foibles and pomposities of our world. What’s more, guys, she is easily the hottest best-selling female writer this side Read More

NEW YORK – Conservative talk show diva Rush Limbaugh has accused the Dixie Chicks of lip synching “every damn one of their stupid songs” on their Accidents and Accusations tour, which continues at Toronto’s Air Canada Centre tonight. Mr. Limbaugh leveled this charge Friday on his nationally syndicated talk show, just three days after he Read More

LONDON – The divorce battle between Paul McCartney and Heather Mills has apparently taken a turn for the strange. According to a document filed in London’s High Court Thursday, and leaked to a London tabloid Thursday night, Mr. McCartney is seeking “joint custodial oversight” of Ms. Mills’ breasts and “a generous, unsupervised visitation schedule.” “My Read More

ATLANTA, Georgia – Crack-addled, damn-near-toothless Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from her free-loading, booty-chasing, boorish lout of a husband, Bobby Brown. A publicist for Ms. Houston, address unknown, declined to reveal where or when she had filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make, “even if she could make Read More

HOLLYWOOD – “He’s Gay,” screams the cover line across the chest of a purple-shirted Lance Bass on this week’s People magazine. The declaration ends months of speculation concerning the former ‘N Sync star’s relationship with Amazing Race winner Reichen Lehmkuhl. “We had to do it,” said People‘s editor Jon Benner. “We felt we owed it to Lance and his fans Read More

LOS ANGELES – Johnny Depp realized a longtime dream when Keith Richards agreed to play Depp’s monkey in the third installment of Pirates of the Caribbean. Mr. Depp, who used Mr. Richards’ trademark mincing gait and effeminate mannerisms as the “rhythm track” for his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow in the original Pirates, had been considering Richards Read More

LONDON – Paul McCartney told the News of the World that he realizes now he should have seen the signs that Heather Mills, his estranged wife, had been a call girl before she married him. Mr. McCartney, 63, said he was caught with his pants up by revelations that when Heather was in her twenties, she had Read More

LONDON – Friends of ex-Beatle Paul McCartney say he is disconsolate about the loss of the handicapped parking sticker to which he had access while he was living with his estranged, one-legged wife, Heather Mills. “It’s really all he talks about,” said Pink Floyd frontman David Gilmour. “That and the great sex they had. Apparently Read More

  AUCKLAND – Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards suffered a mild concussion after falling out of a coconut tree at the luxurious Wakaya Club resort in Fiji last week. Mr. Richards, who had been picking coconuts at the time, was knocked unconscious by the fifteen-foot fall. According to a source close to the Rolling Stones, Read More

WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The George Michael advert that was scheduled to be included in the new American Express campaign has been pulled following Mr. Michael’s latest brush with the law. The advert appeared briefly on the company’s website early this morning. Thanks to the wonders of screen capture, Postcards from the Pug Bus is Read More

(Two Stars Out of Four, Explicit Lyrics) As rap songs go, Kevin Federline’s “PopoZao,” the first single off his Straight Outta Malibu CD that will drop in the spring, slips easily into the middle of the 2 Pac—not great, not horrible, not chronic, not trash weed. In fact “PopoZao” is dark years ahead of Mr. Federline’s last Read More