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CAMDEN, N.J. – Donald Goerke, the man who put the “Oh” in SpaghettiOs, choked to death Sunday night while eating … Read on

NASHVILLE – Country artist Taylor Swift, 20, announced on her website yesterday that she plans to open a chain of … Read on

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Who doesn’t love Cesar Millan? The munchkin figure, the sun-god smile, the cute, spikey hair, those … Read on

PENNSAUKEN, N.J. – Police are searching for a pair of 38-D breast implants obtained under false pretenses earlier this month. … Read on

WHITEHOUSE STATION, N.J.- NuvaRing, the world’s largest round contraceptive device, has seen its image go pear shaped owing to a … Read on

WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to U.S. intelligence scouting reports, Al Qaeda has rebuilt its operating team through a clever mixture … Read on

MORGANTOWN, Penna.—Concerns about the value of Wal-Mart stock going forward from the El Paso shootings have decimated company morale, threatened … Read on

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The federal three-second guideline, which warns anyone against picking up food and eating it more than three … Read on

Special to the Pug Bus from T.J. Eckleburg

WEST CHESTER, Penna. — Pope Benedict XVI will visit West Chester, Pennsylvania, … Read on

ATLANTA – A spokesman for Porsche Cars North America denies that his company has “any plans whatsoever” to introduce a … Read on

LAS VEGAS—CNN veteran newsman Wolf Blitzer was found bloody, naked, and unconscious in his dressing room last night following the … Read on

BOSTON – David Ajemian, the Roman Catholic priest who was arrested last week in New York for allegedly stalking Conan … Read on

NEW YORK – Robert Chambers Jr., whom you may remember as the “Preppy Killer,” told police last night that the … Read on