Politics

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democrats in Congress have called for an investigation into President George W. Bush’s Boy Scout service. Even as the president offered words of comfort Sunday to more than fifty thousand scouts at their national jamboree in Virginia, Senate minority leader Harry M. Reed of Nevada announced the formation of Swift Scouts for Read More

WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush was forced to deny again yesterday that John Bolton, his Mephistophelean nominee for ambassador to the United Nations, is, in fact, the Antichrist. “Mr. Bolton’s mustache may intimidate women and frighten children,” Bush said in a prepared statement, “but that does not make him the Antichrist. I can insure Read More

WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush said yesterday he is confident the United States can avoid a bird flu Pandemic that could kill tens of thousands of Americans. Bush said he plans to ask Congress to use the Patriot Act to order all Asiatic restaurants to stop serving General Tso’s chicken, Kung Pao Chicken, Sweet Read More

WASHINGTON – Last night fourteen members of the Senate agreed to an historic compromise on sexual filibustering that may have saved what one senator called “this august body” from ridicule and irreparable harm. The bipartisan agreement clears the way for an immediate, straight up-or-down vote on three of President Bush’s five stalled judicial nominations. At Read More