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Keister Family Tired of Being Butt of Jokes

LIVONIA, Mich. – Ron and Linda Keister of Livonia have filed a civil suit against their next door neighbor Tim Dryzinski. The Keisters seek $275,000 in damages from Mr. Dryzinski “because he has ignored repeated requests to stop making fun of us and our last name.” The Keisters allege that Mr. Dryzinski’s constant ridicule–“he even Read More

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Keith Richards Picks Donald Trump in Electoral College Vote

NEW YORK—Rolling Stones poltergeist and guitarist Keith Richards, 73, celebrated his birthday today by announcing his support for Donald J. Trump when “those cats at the electoral college meet to elect a president tomorrow.” Mr. Richards, who is 142 in Smirnoff years, is famous for a life punctuated by one near-death experience after another. “I Read More