LOS ANGELES – Cameron Diaz told a fascinated jury yesterday that she is as proud of her breasts “as any mother would be of her children.”
Diaz, who is known around Hollywood for not being the sharpest note on the scale, testified that she considers her breasts “my two closest friends” and often seeks their advice on important decisions. Diaz further revealed that she turned down the starring role in Wonder Woman on the advice of her breasts.
“Patience and Prudence, that’s what I call my girls, told me they wouldn’t look right in the role, so I said no,” Diaz giggled.
The star of There’s Something about Mary and other films, Diaz, 32, made her curious revelations while she was testifying in the trial of John Rutter, the photographer who snapped S&M photos and video footage of Diaz and various naked men when she was nineteen.
Diaz’ attorneys maintain that Rutter forged her signature on the release forms for those images then tried to extort $3.5 million from Diaz and her breasts in 2003, just before the release of Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, which starred Diaz and her breasts.
Diaz told jurors she was not ashamed of posing nude or of displaying her body “in a tasty manner” in print.
“I thought my boobs looked great” in the contested photos, she said. “At least I had them going for me.”
Testimony in the Rutter trial is expected to continue on Monday, with no word yet about whether Diaz’ attorneys plan to put her breasts on the stand.
In other news, a suit filed by Julia Roberts against her breasts has been settled amicably out of court.
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