MALIBU – Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have separated after failing to agree about the kind of child they should adopt, reports US Weekly. Friends of the couple are saying, however, that Ms. Aniston and Mr. Vaughn could not agree on the species they should adopt.
“Vince was thinking an African kid,” said Mr. Vaughn’s close friend Brad Pitt. “Jen was thinking an African puppy.”
Mr. Pitt’s statement was corroborated by Ms. Aniston’s friend Courtney Cox-Arquette.
“Jennifer wasn’t ready to commit to a child yet,” said Ms. Cox-Arquette. “She thought a puppy would be a smart compromise. She wanted to experience the miracle of birth vicariously. If she could handle that much commitment, she’d be ready to think about a child. If she couldn’t commit to the puppy, she could put it up for adoption.”
Ms. Aniston chose a basenji because it’s from Africa, “the really hot adoption country right now,” said Ms. Cox-Arquette.
In other news, the attorney for chicken hawk Mark Foley said yesterday that his client’s dyslexia, coupled with his alcoholism, led Mr. Foley to send sexually explicit e-mails to male congressional pages by mistake. The e-mails were actually intended for some of Mr. Foley’s congressional colleagues.
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