HOLLYWOOD – Nicole Richie’s book The Truth about Diamonds apparently contained too much “truth” about her fiance, Adam Goldstein, a professional club DJ who goes by the name DJ AM.
According to friends of the couple, Goldstein, 32, was offended by Richie’s archly satirical portrayal of DJ PM, a professional club DJ, in Diamonds.
“He seen too much of hisself in that character,” said Kevin Federline, Britney Spears on-again-off-again husband. “He didn’t think it was no coincidence. Even their names was close.”
The Truth about Diamonds, Richie’s first book, is a roman a clef about a popular Hollywood socialite named Chloe Parker, the adopted daughter of a glamorous woman and her washed-up-music-star husband, whose career died of embarrassment after his wife found him with another woman and kicked his butt seven ways to Sunday.
Chloe Parker does copious quantities of drugs, runs with a posse of wealthy brats, hangs at all the hottest clubs, and loses an alarming amount of weight. She also stars in a reality series with “a vapid, amoral friend,” who soon becomes Parker’s enemy and starts pestering her with crank phone calls.
In addition, Parker is engaged to a “wannabe DJ with a double dose of WMD (White Man’s Disease): He can’t dance and he wishes he was black.”
Richie, 24, depicts DJ PM as “a hanger on who wants to hang his cargo pants in some rich woman’s closet.” He pesters her to twist the arms of managers at the clubs she frequents until they agree to hire him in return for her continued presence at the clubs.
In the end of Diamonds he listens to a books-on-tape version of the novel and breaks their three-month engagement after hearing Chloe Parker skewer his taste in clothes, the music he plays, and even his manhood.
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