postcards from the pug bus

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.—Pascal was on to something when he wrote in Pensées, “All of humanity’s problems stem from … Read on

WEST GOSHEN, Pa—If a nation can be judged by what it celebrates, the United States is fucked six ways to … Read on

WEST GOSHEN, Pa.—Those fucking soccer moms and their limp-dick, male-pattern-baldness, girly-man, yes-ma’am allies are at it again. Their tiresome … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TOWNSHIP, Pa.—The impact of Friedrich Nietzsche on our times ist überwältigend, so overwhelming, in fact, that it … Read on

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Today we celebrate National Poisoned Cha-Cha Day in memory of that time when the war between the … Read on

In 2009 when Barack Obama was less happy and way less rich, he warned that “a critical shortfall of gravity … Read on

Baltimore, MD—Mayor Bernard “Jack” Young urged citizens not to park near white vans because “evil, evil people in white vans” … Read on

Few activities enrage feminists more than side-saddle riding. We’re talking horses, now, not some perverse spin on scissoring. Feminists of … Read on

The Romans had an expression for it . . . “it” being a foul, snot-flinging, food-showing, ass-kicking mood that envelops … Read on

Small Town America, who doesn’t love it … or at least the idea of it? Tree-lined streets with a church … Read on

The Ten Commandments are a clusterfuck, badly in need of prioritizing. Does skipping church on Sunday really deserve to be … Read on

It’s a 1970s game show, a 1932 movie, and a late 1920s marketing ploy designed to bait people into using … Read on