What sack! What glorious, unalloyed sack! Pope don’t support gay marriage? Pope thinks guy-on-guy reach-arounds are a sin? Gay dude gets cheeky with Da Pontiff’s right cheek.
Considering the pope’s eighteenth-century views on women, it’s a wonder that the only chick allowed near His High and Mightiness in this photo didn’t yank the Papal Pee-pee just for grins.
Additional reading:
Francis, the Perfect 19th-Century Pope
Pope’s Sentiments Have Intellectual Tone of Fortune Cookies
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