Thousands of Obamacare Exchange Shoppers Routed to Porn Site

WASHINGTON–The much-anticipated rollout of Obamacare had its lighter moments yesterday when thousands of Americans who went shopping for health-care coverage online were routed to a porn site instead. Administration officials acknowledged late last night that they were “aware of the situation” and were working to correct it. Meanwhile a spokesman for Health and Human Services suggested that persons who were directed to the porn website should Google Obamacare without an apostrophe. Reactions to the website exchange were mixed. “OMG! I knew something was wrong as soon as I seen the pizza delivery guy in the Obama mask was naked from the waist down,” said Louise Mulinowski, 26, a single mother of two from Cleveland, Ohio. “At first I thought I had typed in the wrong web address, but I tried it again, and LOL there was the same pizza guy. I posted the address on my Facebook page just for a laugh.” Larry Sutherland, a self-employed landscape architect from the Philadelphia area, said he opted to sign up for the porn site rather than Obamacare. “At $9.95 a month the subscription to the porn site was cheaper than health insurance,” said Mr. Sutherland, 24. “Besides, I’m young. Why do I need health insurance? I’d rather spend my money on something I’m going to enjoy.”

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